Lyrics

Gonna push a little harder, gotta make it right
Like a wet fart, lit for the very first time.
I was lost in the litter box, I was so lonely
Then I found you, now I'm here, stinky and holy
I've been beat up, I've been thrashed, I've been used by all
But now I'm feeling a certain call...
But now I'm feeling a certaint call... to the nearest wall.
(Intro - Heavy breathing, then a slight cough)
(Chorus)
Gonna push a little harder, gotta make it right
Like a wet fart, lit for the very first time
lit for the very first time
I didn't know what to do, I was so confused
Like a wet fart... it's a feeling I haven't used!
I was used to the dry puffs, the gentle sighs
The kind of odor that just makes you close your eyes.
But then I ate that tuna—the one past its date
Now the pressure is building, and I cannot wait!
You make me feel shiny and new, a little damp too
A rush of pure essence, what else can I do?
My heart beats fast, it feels like I'm gonna crack
Every time you rub my back! (Oh, no, here it comes...)
(Chorus)
Gonna push a little harder, gotta make it right
Like a wet fart, lit for the very first time
I didn't know what to do, I was so confused
Like a wet fart... it's a feeling I haven't used!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Can't you hear it? That low, bubbling sound?
The shame and the sensation when the pants hit the ground.
(Bridge - spoken, in a dramatic, throaty whisper)
I smell like a swamp, I smell like despair
But at least now everyone knows that I'm here!
(Bridge - spoken, in a dramatic, throaty whisper)
Gonna push a little harder, gotta make it right
Like a wet fart, lit for the very first time.
(Bridge - spoken, in a dramatic, throaty whisper)
I didn't know what to do, I was so confused.
Like a wet fart... it's a feeling I haven't used!
Ooooh. (A quick, high-pitched squeak)
Lit for the very first time...
Oh, yeah. (Fades out with a lingering smell.)